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Sunday, 17 June 2012
But it seems you do want to know, so here it goes: He injected Vaseline into his penis. So it would look like he had penis cancer. So his ex-wife would feel sorry for him, and leave the guy she dumped him for.

And it worked for a while, as Piroska indeed returned to care for 39-year-old Dezső B. (below) and his petroleum-jelly-fouled member (not pictured, thank God).

 

But apparently Dezső was still so pissed he drove over to the home of the man attached to the other penis in his ex-wife’s life and more or less de-boned him like a chicken with a kitchen knife. “I regret doing it, but I’m also a victim because I’m the one who’s going to jail,” Dezső said at the recent opening of his murder trial. Meanwhile, he had to undergo surgery to fix his damaged junk, though not due to the Vaseline injections, rather because “Piri bit it.

(pestiside.hu)

 
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